monster

I think that my child wouldn't fit in with the other kids. I also think that he would have a hard time making friends. I think that it would be hard for him to keep a friend because people will bully my child because of his horns, tail, pig nose, and his weight. I think that it will be hard for my son to keep a friend because he won't have many friends in the first place and when the cool kids start to bully my son his friend wouldn't want to be known as the kid who hangs out with him because the cool kids would start bullying him. The cool kid won't exept him because of his interesting features. Teenage boys are like mini Gordon Ramsey's. They find whatever is wrong with the kid and make fun of that. I mean even if he didn't have the horns and the pig nose and only have the big belly issue the bullies would rip him apart. Then if you add in the horns and the pig nose, he will be the laughing tock for the whole school.

FOOD

One glorious July day in Geneva Wisconsin. There were these three boys. Their names were Martin, Romiel, and Chris. They had gone to lake Geneva to swim in the lake and watch the fireworks at the lake the next day. The family's of the tree boys were walking around the town of Geneva when they stumbled upon a nice Italian restaurant.

When the boys got to the restaurant they had to wait for a long long time. When someone from the restaurant finally came outside to tell the family's that they can come in they were so delighted. The boys begged their parents to give them a separate table than the rest of the families so that they could talk about "Boy stuff" =). After a lot of begging and promises that everyone knew would never be kept. The boys got their seat. They were more than happy to finally be alone and get away from the parents and annoying little siblings. Then it came time to order. Martin (my personal favorite) ordered the Shrimp Alfredo, Chris had gotten the same thing as Martin had, and Romiel had gotten a burger. The boys felt like they could swim across the Lake, dry off, and crawl back and still not have the food ready. The boys talked a lot. They even played a game of would you rather. There was one waiter in particular that the boys likes a lot. He was so cool. He told the boys jokes, made fun of customers that used to come to the restaurant a lot, and gave them some advice on what to do after they left had left from the restaurant. While the boys were eating they told funny jokes about things kids did in their schools and the worst things we did without our parents knowing. When the boys families had paid and everyone was out of the restaurant they set the place on fire. No I'm just playing. The families took a group picture and they all lived happy ever after. Until it came time for school and they just wanted to sleep in their beds.

Random Story

When I nine year old, on a beautiful summer day it happened. I was watching my favorite T.V. show Phineas and Ferb. Their was a loud scenes in the show and I heard someone say my name in a very faint voice. So, I dismissed it. then at a quite part in the show I heard it again and told myself that if I hear it again I would go see if it was someone really saying my name. (BACK STORY ALERT. When I was little I always used to think someone was calling my name but they really weren't that's why I dismissed it so many times.) Sure enough I hear it again. I went upstairs and waited for it to come again and it did. It was coming from the bathroom. I was scared to go in because one I didn't want to see someone naked and two I didn't want to know why someone/something was calling my name so softly. I drew up enough courage and went in. When I walked in I saw my mother lying on the floor. She looked like she was about to fall asleep she told me to go get my neighbor and me being the idiot that I was didn't call 911. I know what you might be thinking. "How could you forget to call 911." Well listen I was NINE OK and I saw my mom lying on the bathroom floor. Anyway, I went back and forth to my neighbors house and mine because they weren't opening the door. Like anyone is going to open the door for some annoying nine year old boy in summer. I got back home and somehow my mom is still awake and told me to call my dad and tell him to call my neighbor to come over and get to my mom. Well that all happened and I still hadn't called 911.IDIOT. When my neighbor came over she went into the bathroom where my mother was and I saw the color in her face drain. She checked her heart because she had thought that my mom had had a heart attack. She came down stairs and called 911 and was yelling at me asking me what my address was and I told her because I had had it memorized since I was 5. She told me to go outside and signal the ambulances, which I did. As the paramedics pull up so does my dad. I think I saw  him jump all five stairs at once. After my mom was was taken out of the house on a stretcher my neighbor took me and my brother to her house and we played there. Long story short I forgot to call 911 which could have ultimately led to my mothers death, My dad became MJ for 30 seconds, my mom has a Colin disease with a long name that only I can pronounce, I had to miss my favorite episode of Phineas and Ferb.

Interstellar Movie Review

Spoiler alert.
 In spite of the theory that Interstellar would be one of those boring Si-Fi movies with bad CGI. It was the opposite. Interstellar has an amazing story, Exceptional acting by Matthew McConaughey, Matt Damon, and Michael Caine. With an incredible twist ending that shocked audiences around the world. Interstellar is one of the best movies of 2014.

New Years Eve

On New Year's Eve I went over to my friend Rommel's house. When we got there we went around and kissed all of the adults. (All Assyrian families do that no matter how close/far you are as relatives.) When we went upstairs that's when everything fun started happening. One of my friends ( Chris R.)wanted to steal the champagne from downstairs. Of course, none of us tried to stop him. When he came back upstairs he was chugging a bottle. We were freaking out "What are you doing?" we asked "Do you want to throw up and get caught you idiot?" When we finally got him to stop drinking, we were all yelling at him. "You're so stupid. You idiot! You're going to throw up and get us all in trouble."

When we were done yelling at him he smiled, turned the bottle to show the label and it had Welch's on it. We all started to laugh. How could we be so stupid as to think that he could actually down half a bottle of champagne? The next thing we did was hilarious. The girls were annoying us and they were in the next room so, my friend who was drinking the Champagne said "Martin, grab the door nob and when I say three twist it." He thought that they were pushing against the door so on three I twisted the door nob and he ran into the door at full speed. The door didn't move. We started to laugh and walked into the other room because he had hurt his shoulder in the process. Three minuets later the door opens, It was Romiels dad "Who cracked the door?" he yelled. My heart drooped to the ground. "Oh no" I thought "Chris is going to get in Troubbbbblllle." "Who was it?" he boomed. "Was it you Martin?" he asked"No" I said "It wasn't me.'' "Then who was it?" he said. I was scared because I didn't want to be a snitch but I also didn't want to get in trouble. But as I was about to say that I didn't know Chris steps up and said it was him. Romiel's dad responds "Chris how could you do this I have lost all of my trust in you." and walks away. After that we all just talked, told jokes and prank called my cousins. It might seem like a boring party but it was the best one I've been to. When we went downstairs we say a big cart of alcohol. When the adults went upstairs we pretended like we were playing foosball. Chris told me to go by the stairs and watch out for adults. I didn't know what he was doing at first but then I heard bottles clanking and I knew he was drinking the alcohol. He called me over gave me the bottle and that he would go and watch for me. But, I refused because I didn't want to get caught by my parents or even worse romiel's parents.